I once read a post written by a person who called himself a “Christian rationalist.” I normally would link to the post but I can’t find the original post anymore. It doesn’t really matter, though, because what he said is something I hear all the time by other Christians. Here’s what this person had to say about creationism:
Believe me, I know; kids aren't stupid, and know a specious argument when they hear it. If (in essence) they're being told that "The Flintstones" represents real and true history (that is, dinosaur/human cohabitation, etc), and that all they are watching on the History or Discovery channels is a sinister secular conspiracy to do away with God, then it's no wonder they fall away from the faith.
His solution was, “freely endorsing a harmony between modern Science and a grounded Christian faith.” I find his solution curious. What does he mean by “a grounded Christian faith”? Grounded in what? Grounded in science? That can't be right. Which is the greater authority: “science” (that is, the opinion of men who admit they only consider natural explanations for anything) or the Bible? I would say that Christianity can only be grounded if it is built on the Bible. I remind you of Romans 10:17 which says, “So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God.” What other foundation can there be? And I believe the plain words of the Bible cannot be “harmonized” with a belief in evolution.
Why is there a sense of urgency among Christians to “reconcile” the plain words of the Bible with a corrupt theory, devised by finite men, whose stated premise is that miracles never happen? Why do some Christians think they’re doing God a favor by watering down His words to make them more palatable? In John 6, when Jesus told the crowds that He was the true Bread who has come down from heaven and only those who ate of this bread would live forever, v. 66 says that many of His disciples turned back and stopped following Him. Jesus asked the Twelve if they would leave too, to which Peter replied, “Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life” (v. 68).
You see, the truth sometimes offends people. So do we speak the truth or do we only speak what’s popular? People like the Christian rationalist above seem to think that, since the truth might drive some people away, we need to mix it with a little bit of the world. Tsk, tsk.
Christians who compromise on Genesis often believe they are making Christianity more appealing to the masses. Maybe it does – but only by removing the omnipotent God who is the object of our worship and replacing Him with an impotent god who is a slave to the physical laws he supposedly created and is indistinguishable from dumb luck. To an evolutionist, believing God guides evolution is akin to saying gravity is accomplished by angels dragging the planets in their courses. Christians gain no credibility with unbelievers by trying to impose godless theories onto the Scriptures.
People who adhere to evolutionary theory, see it as a slow, clumsy, wasteful, and cruel process. To them, to say God created by using evolution actually diminishes the character of God. It makes Him seem capricious or indifferent. Consider this quote from the infamous atheist, Richard Dawkins:
The total amount of suffering per year in the natural world is beyond all decent contemplation. During the minute that it takes me to compose this sentence, thousands of animals are being eaten alive, many others are running for their lives, whimpering with fear, others are slowly being devoured from within by rasping parasites, thousands of all kinds are dying of starvation, thirst, and disease. It must be so. If there ever is a time of plenty, this very fact will automatically lead to an increase in the population until the natural state of starvation and misery is restored. In a universe of electrons and selfish genes, blind physical forces and genetic replication, some people are going to get hurt, other people are going to get lucky, and you won't find any rhyme or reason in it, nor any justice. The universe that we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but pitiless indifference.
Do you see what I mean? I’m not exaggerating, not in the least. Christians understand the world was created “very good,” but was corrupted by sin and cursed by His judgment. Unbelievers don’t see it that way. To them, a god who would create through evolution is literally a monster! Just read what some devout evolutionists believe about the Creator (I’ve added bold for emphasis):
The obvious implication is that THE DESIGNER OF LIFE IS INCOMPETENT. We all know it; no amount of gushing over how "perfect" life is can cover up the fact that everything here can be improved upon. Let's stop making up excuses and admit that the Creator did a half-assed job.
...It makes sense if every feature of an organism is the product of its history, but it doesn't make sense if you want to argue independent design with appropriate reuse of common elements. Unless, that is, you're willing to argue that the Designer is wasteful, incompetent, and lazy.
Another problem when considering a designer in nature is that of disuse or elimination of parts of the design. I must ask myself why a designer would go to the trouble of creating a certain model of living organism, only to have that organism, over time, throw away much of the creative handiwork. Many parasitic organisms have done just this. ¶Evolutionary theory provides answers to such questions. I can't seem to find satisfactory answers anywhere else.
Many organisms show features of appallingly bad design. This is because evolution via natural selection cannot construct traits from scratch; new traits must be modifications of previously existing traits. This is called historical constraint... In human males, the urethra passes right through the prostate gland, a gland very prone to infection and subsequent enlargement. This blocks the urethra and is a very common medical problem in males. Putting a collapsible tube through an organ that is very likely to expand and block flow in this tube is not good design. Any moron with half a brain (or less) could design male "plumbing" better.
Talk Origins “Jury Rigged Design”
If we conclude that living organisms are designed, and we know that some of these organisms reproduce by laying eggs within a living organism, so that their newly-hatched young can quite literally eat the helpless creature from the inside out, how can we infer that the designer of this system is a kind and benevolent one?
Talk Origins, The Nature of the Designer
I guess the "Biblical Creator" in his infinite wisdom could not design eyes any better than natural selection could.
Talk Origins, Cretinism or Evilution?
These are but a few of hundreds of quotes I could provide. It escapes me why so many Christians will associate themselves with such devout God-haters. The people who claim you can believe in God and evolution must themselves believe in some other god – not the God of the Bible. If evolution were true, then the god of evolution would be a clumsy, incompetent, lazy, moronic creator who couldn’t create his way out of a wet paper bag. He is not the all-powerful Creator who spoke the universe into existence.
It reminds me of the poem/song by Oscar Brown, Jr.
On her way to work one morning
Down the path ‘longside the lake
A tender-hearted woman saw a poor half-frozen snake
His pretty colored skin had been all frosted with the dew
“Oh well,” she cried, “I’ll take you in and I’ll take care of you”
(Refrain)
“Take me in, tender woman
Take me in, for heaven’s sake
Take me in, tender woman,” sighed the snake
She wrapped him up all cozy in a comforter of silk
And laid him by thе fireside with some honеy and some milk
She hurried home from work that night, and soon as she arrived
She found that pretty snake she’d taken in had been revived
(Refrain)
She clutched him to her bosom, “You’re so beautiful,” she cried
“But if I hadn’t brought you in, by now you might have died”
She stroked his pretty skin again and kissed and held him tight
Instead of saying thanks, that snake gave her a vicious bite
(Refrain)
“I saved you,” cried the woman
“And you’ve bitten me, but why?
And you know your bite is poisonous and now I’m gonna die”
“Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin
“You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in”
(Refrain)
The theory of evolution is antithetical to the gospel. We need to speak the truth without being embarrassed or worried about who we might offend. We do not need a bigger tent if it means we must compromise on the word of God. Stay on the strait and narrow way. Christians need to stop appealing to the snakes!




